Ligranflam is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, resourceful penguin.

Ligranflam created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Ligranflam, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ligranflam, it will turn you into a slug.

Ligranflam's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Ligranflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not kill manatees.