Bedkipsat is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthinking capybara.

Bedkipsat created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedkipsat, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bedkipsat, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bedkipsat's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bedkipsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never wear orange shirts on sacred days.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.