Bodjatpig is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, intelligent cat.

Bodjatpig created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodjatpig, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bodjatpig, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Bodjatpig's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bodjatpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck red.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not keep five frogs in a large pit.

4. Never talk about dolphins.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.