Bodjatpig is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, intelligent
cat.
Bodjatpig created a quark two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bodjatpig, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Bodjatpig, she will denounce you as a heretic.
Bodjatpig's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Bodjatpig's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your neck red.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Do not keep five frogs in a large pit.
4. Never talk about dolphins.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.