Batratciss is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, dishonourable alligator.

Batratciss created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Batratciss, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Batratciss, he will not care.

Batratciss' most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Batratciss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Always help bats.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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