Cissnabmapwigdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, impressive naga.

Cissnabmapwigdiss created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissnabmapwigdiss, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cissnabmapwigdiss, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Cissnabmapwigdiss' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Cissnabmapwigdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always count to eight before sleeping.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near seals while wearing yellow ear rings and balancing four carbon spheres on your chest.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always wear plain skirts during rituals.