Gansiglunlensomquafrapyat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonourable lizard.

Gansiglunlensomquafrapyat created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gansiglunlensomquafrapyat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gansiglunlensomquafrapyat, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Gansiglunlensomquafrapyat's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Gansiglunlensomquafrapyat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Run away from red swans, for they are unholy.

5. Never think ill of sick bats.