Tenpinflanbast is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, generous frog.

Tenpinflanbast created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenpinflanbast, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tenpinflanbast, it will boil you in a big pot.

Tenpinflanbast's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Tenpinflanbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. Do not record secrets concerning black holes.

4. Never prepare melons during summer.

5. Do not cook food in pots.