Saslikgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unsympathetic butterfly.

Saslikgeb created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Saslikgeb, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Saslikgeb, he will throw large rocks at you.

Saslikgeb's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Saslikgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Always treat frogs with great respect.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not keep eight shrews in a large pit.

5. Never go into orange rooms.