Miplamgonten is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, strong lizard.

Miplamgonten created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miplamgonten, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Miplamgonten, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Miplamgonten's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Miplamgonten's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Miplamgonten in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Miplamgonten on top of all buildings.

4. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never paint your hands violet.