Queegflaprul is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, uncaring scorpion.

Queegflaprul created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegflaprul, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Queegflaprul, he will turn you into a slug.

Queegflaprul's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Queegflaprul's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near nematodes while wearing black boots and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your head.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near geese while wearing mauve kilts.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Never look at nebulae.