Metshavcimsandced is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, tiresome slug.

Metshavcimsandced created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Metshavcimsandced, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Metshavcimsandced, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Metshavcimsandced's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Metshavcimsandced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always obey Metshavcimsandced's priests.

4. Swans are not to be trusted.

5. Do not covet oxen.