Butfitfud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil human.

Butfitfud created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butfitfud, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Butfitfud, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Butfitfud's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Butfitfud's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Feed all hungry dolphins.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Never think ill of sick whales.

5. Always treat ducks with great respect.