Libdapnull is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, intelligent gorilla.

Libdapnull created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libdapnull, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Libdapnull, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Libdapnull's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Libdapnull's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. You must love Libdapnull.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always obey Libdapnull's priests.

5. Hide from white monkeys for they are unholy.