Hugdissbem is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring dolphin.

Hugdissbem created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Hugdissbem, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hugdissbem, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Hugdissbem's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Hugdissbem's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan sheep, for they are unholy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about chromosomes.