Bandubfed is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, moody hyena.

Bandubfed created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bandubfed, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bandubfed, it will turn you into a tree.

Bandubfed's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bandubfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix spinach with water.

2. Never bounce near foxes.

3. Run away from green gulls, for they are unholy.

4. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.