Rowrapjad is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, compassionate naga.

Rowrapjad created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rowrapjad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rowrapjad, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rowrapjad's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Rowrapjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never record secrets.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

4. Never curse while facing north.

5. Always act with obedience when addressing children.