Disshotwon is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, proud rat.

Disshotwon created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Disshotwon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Disshotwon, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Disshotwon's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Disshotwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Never mention aardvarks.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Run away from fawn geese, for they are unholy.