Limbimjamzakbiss is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, almighty wasp.

Limbimjamzakbiss created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limbimjamzakbiss, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Limbimjamzakbiss, it will destroy your home planet.

Limbimjamzakbiss' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Limbimjamzakbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always wash your legs before prayer.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never write about quantum field theory.