Fedjamlig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, astonishing hummingbird.

Fedjamlig created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Fedjamlig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fedjamlig, it will destroy your favourite star.

Fedjamlig's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Fedjamlig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fedjamlig.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Fedjamlig on top of all buildings.

4. Never paint your arms green.

5. Run away if three tapirs approach from the north.