Rilbomvid is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, resourceful goblin.

Rilbomvid created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Rilbomvid, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rilbomvid, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rilbomvid's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Rilbomvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility when addressing priests.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not travel during spring.

4. Always store tomatoes above ground.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rilbomvid.