Flagmigrig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring elephant.

Flagmigrig created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flagmigrig, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flagmigrig, she will strike you with lightening.

Flagmigrig's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Flagmigrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never allow dolphins to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Never write about ultrasonics.