Fadfidtar is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, smart dingo.

Fadfidtar created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Fadfidtar, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fadfidtar, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fadfidtar's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Fadfidtar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always obey Fadfidtar's priests.

3. Never curse while facing south.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Hide if three frogs approach from the west.