Pindongof is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless wolf.

Pindongof created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pindongof, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pindongof, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pindongof's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Pindongof's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta manatees for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about special relativity near sheep while wearing red dresses.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always help tortoises in need.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.