Rilvinnaryaklikbarndim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, weak troll.

Rilvinnaryaklikbarndim created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilvinnaryaklikbarndim, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rilvinnaryaklikbarndim, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Rilvinnaryaklikbarndim's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Rilvinnaryaklikbarndim's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from clay.

2. Do not prepare peas while filled with joy.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Never sit near sheep.

5. Never stain your neck with violet.