Tailrotfodtik Ortmanvab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, contented crow.

Tailrotfodtik Ortmanvab created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailrotfodtik Ortmanvab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tailrotfodtik Ortmanvab, he will turn you into a slug.

Tailrotfodtik Ortmanvab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Tailrotfodtik Ortmanvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tailrotfodtik Ortmanvab.

4. Do not speak about cucumbers.

5. Never think about planets.