Nuldodjatbug is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, compassionate alligator.

Nuldodjatbug created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuldodjatbug, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nuldodjatbug, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nuldodjatbug's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Nuldodjatbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about frogs.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always help gulls in need.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Retreat if six mites approach from the south.