Wotfadrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, duplicitous walrus.

Wotfadrutt created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Wotfadrutt, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wotfadrutt, she will torture you forever.

Wotfadrutt's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Wotfadrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mice.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.