Kenfigcem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unsympathetic hedgehog.

Kenfigcem created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenfigcem, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kenfigcem, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kenfigcem's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Kenfigcem's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all portents.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Do not consume grapes at dawn.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Learn three new languages a year.