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She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-confident jackal.

Dinhogved Bitstikgutabmabtalbot created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

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Dinhogved Bitstikgutabmabtalbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never eat lentils.

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4. You must love Dinhogved Bitstikgutabmabtalbot.

5. Never play with disobedient children.