Wabxuckyim is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, intelligent mole.

Wabxuckyim created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabxuckyim, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wabxuckyim, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wabxuckyim's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Wabxuckyim's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six ducks approach from the north.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never bounce near grasshopers.