Camdavdavtabhan is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful wolf.

Camdavdavtabhan created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Camdavdavtabhan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Camdavdavtabhan, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Camdavdavtabhan's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Camdavdavtabhan's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all visions.

2. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

3. Never talk about foxes.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.