Tinjab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome tortoise.

Tinjab created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Tinjab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tinjab, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tinjab's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tinjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Seals are not to be trusted.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect eight tin sculptures of Tinjab on top of important buildings.

5. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Tinjab in the centre of the settlement.