Hudhugloophak is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful centaur.

Hudhugloophak created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudhugloophak, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hudhugloophak, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hudhugloophak's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Hudhugloophak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always wear white.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.