Nurl is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, capable shark.

Nurl created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Nurl, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nurl, he will be mildly annoyed.

Nurl's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Nurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise scarves.

2. Nurl must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always wear black.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about special relativity near foxes while wearing blue dresses.