Zenbomdod is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, compassionate sheep.

Zenbomdod created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenbomdod, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zenbomdod, she will come to you in dreams.

Zenbomdod's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Zenbomdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to snails while wearing shoes.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always treat doves with great respect.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Never wear corsets.