Mumfobdam is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, awesome mongoose.

Mumfobdam created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumfobdam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mumfobdam, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mumfobdam's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Mumfobdam's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Never think about eukaryotes.

5. Never eat melons on days of mourning.