Sawhimtarp is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, competent slug.

Sawhimtarp created dark matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawhimtarp, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sawhimtarp, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sawhimtarp's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Sawhimtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

4. Hide if four seals approach from the west.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sawhimtarp.