Himvonkcid is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, dishonest gorilla.

Himvonkcid created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himvonkcid, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Himvonkcid, she will be very unhappy.

Himvonkcid's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Himvonkcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about rats.

2. Never paint your feet violet.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.