Babfarfas is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, tiresome dolphin.

Babfarfas created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Babfarfas, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Babfarfas, it will torture you forever.

Babfarfas' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Babfarfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Never chant in the presence of geese.

3. Always obey Babfarfas' priests.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Babfarfas loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.