Himyogstig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omnipotent capybara.

Himyogstig created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Himyogstig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Himyogstig, he will turn you into a frog.

Himyogstig's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Himyogstig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Himyogstig.

2. Erect three zinc sculptures of Himyogstig on top of important buildings.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not take Himyogstig's name in vain.