Gadkancibnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthinking badger.

Gadkancibnurt created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadkancibnurt, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gadkancibnurt, he will laugh at you.

Gadkancibnurt's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Gadkancibnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of tortoises.

2. Never point your neck toward the north during prayer.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Do not study bacteria on holy days.

5. Do not prepare strawberries while filled with anger.