Bepmotsak is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, proud wolf.

Bepmotsak created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepmotsak, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bepmotsak, it will not care.

Bepmotsak's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bepmotsak's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove trousers before touching lead.

2. Never speak aloud of signs.

3. Do not record names concerning black holes.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bepmotsak on top of all buildings.