Libbotteen is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud lion.

Libbotteen created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Libbotteen, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Libbotteen, she will turn you into a plant.

Libbotteen's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Libbotteen's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six dogs approach from the north.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never prepare apples during spring.

5. Always pray immersed in water.