Gigtagfem is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective wombat.

Gigtagfem created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigtagfem, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gigtagfem, she will turn you into a mole.

Gigtagfem's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gigtagfem's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ducks.

2. Erect nine lead sculptures of Gigtagfem on top of important buildings.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Hide if three mites approach from the east.

5. Never play with disobedient children.