Suggepdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humorless raven.

Suggepdiss created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Suggepdiss, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Suggepdiss, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Suggepdiss' most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Suggepdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never feed lemons to dogs while wearing shorts.