Arnxuckjat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow porpoise.

Arnxuckjat created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnxuckjat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Arnxuckjat, it will torture you forever.

Arnxuckjat's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Arnxuckjat's Holy Commandments

1. Arnxuckjat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always obey Arnxuckjat's priests.

3. Never eat coconuts.

4. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near goats while wearing white tights and balancing five lead spheres on your neck.