Gepkabxin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, self-assured goose.

Gepkabxin created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepkabxin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gepkabxin, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Gepkabxin's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gepkabxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always wash your chest before prayer.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.

4. Never pray while filled with joy.

5. Never talk about spacetime.