Busomtvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, merciless naga.

Busomtvonk created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Busomtvonk, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Busomtvonk, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Busomtvonk's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Busomtvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never curse while facing north.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.