Bafwiphub is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, dishonourable octopus.

Bafwiphub created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafwiphub, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bafwiphub, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Bafwiphub's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Bafwiphub's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bafwiphub's priests.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.