Pasquagbop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, happy dove.

Pasquagbop created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Pasquagbop, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pasquagbop, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Pasquagbop's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pasquagbop's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never think about archaea.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never remain prostrate at dawn.