Renabtam Wabtabren is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, emotional faun.

Renabtam Wabtabren created light three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renabtam Wabtabren, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Renabtam Wabtabren, he will be very sad.

Renabtam Wabtabren's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Renabtam Wabtabren's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Renabtam Wabtabren must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not cook food in pots.