Funnillbadcibbed is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, duplicitous tapir.

Funnillbadcibbed created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Funnillbadcibbed, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Funnillbadcibbed, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Funnillbadcibbed's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Funnillbadcibbed's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never allow eagles to witness sacred rites.

4. Never hop in the presence of turtles.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.