Bugsand is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, two-faced meerkat.

Bugsand created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugsand, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bugsand, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bugsand's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bugsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Worship no other gods but Bugsand.

3. Always help horses.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.