Tapranflat Donnadtipstik is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, stupid deer.

Tapranflat Donnadtipstik created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Tapranflat Donnadtipstik, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tapranflat Donnadtipstik, he will not care.

Tapranflat Donnadtipstik's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Tapranflat Donnadtipstik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Tapranflat Donnadtipstik in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

4. You must love Tapranflat Donnadtipstik.

5. Never think about dark energy near badgers while wearing white rings and balancing three lead spheres on your back.