Wabomincat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, sapient bird.

Wabomincat created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabomincat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wabomincat, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wabomincat's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Wabomincat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

2. Do not study deoxyribonucleic acid on holy days.

3. Never stain your arms with blue.

4. Hide if eight horses approach from the south.

5. Never speak aloud of names.