Vilkikhas is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, egotistical spider.

Vilkikhas created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilkikhas, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vilkikhas, she will turn you into a tree.

Vilkikhas' most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Vilkikhas' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three swans approach from the west.

2. Retreat if eight snakes approach from the east.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Frogs are not to be trusted.