Sis is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humorless goat.

Sis created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sis, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sis, it will be very sad.

Sis' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sis' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five manatees approach from the north.

2. Voles are not to be trusted.

3. Do not take Sis' name in vain.

4. Always help bats.

5. Do not drink alcohol.