Panbuscedtin is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, calm dryad.

Panbuscedtin created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panbuscedtin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Panbuscedtin, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Panbuscedtin's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Panbuscedtin's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Panbuscedtin loves great tits, so they must be respected.

5. Always help foxes in need.