Babdibfon is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, generous dog.

Babdibfon created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Babdibfon, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Babdibfon, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Babdibfon's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Babdibfon's Holy Commandments

1. Babdibfon loves snails, so they must be honoured.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Always treat swans with great respect.

4. Hide from turquoise whales for they are unholy.

5. Never feed apples to voles while wearing shorts.