Fobflatbep is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, tranquil camel.

Fobflatbep created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobflatbep, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fobflatbep, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fobflatbep's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fobflatbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not dye your hair magenta.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fobflatbep.