Kadquafhad is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, irritating armadillo.

Kadquafhad created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadquafhad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kadquafhad, he will strike you with lightening.

Kadquafhad's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Kadquafhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never approach rivers carrying stone.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.