Gepgunvon is a god.

It takes the form of a small, benevolent mole.

Gepgunvon created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Gepgunvon, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gepgunvon, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gepgunvon's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Gepgunvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat grapes.

2. Never hurt swans.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Never wear brown dresses.

5. Never go into red rooms.