Febbifpagflam is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, stupid butterfly.

Febbifpagflam created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febbifpagflam, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Febbifpagflam, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Febbifpagflam's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Febbifpagflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain standing at dawn.

2. Always look after injured foxes.

3. Febbifpagflam loves bats, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.