Jadsidben is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, weak cat.

Jadsidben created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Jadsidben, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jadsidben, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Jadsidben's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Jadsidben's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown ants, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Never play with disobedient children.