Fosspanrap is a god.

He takes the form of a large, uncaring butterfly.

Fosspanrap created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fosspanrap, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fosspanrap, he will strike you with lightening.

Fosspanrap's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Fosspanrap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green horses for they are unholy.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.