Yattarfgudkip is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, overgenerous crane.

Yattarfgudkip created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yattarfgudkip, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yattarfgudkip, he will turn you into a hamster.

Yattarfgudkip's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Yattarfgudkip's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are not to be trusted.

2. Never wear white corsets.

3. Always store lemons above ground.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Never paint your hands cyan.