Bidhigfet is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, awe-inspiring fox.

Bidhigfet created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidhigfet, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bidhigfet, it will jump up and down on your head.

Bidhigfet's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bidhigfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of snails.

2. Never mention porpoises.

3. Bidhigfet must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.