Quafmilcib is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, tiresome eagle.

Quafmilcib created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafmilcib, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quafmilcib, she will turn you into a goat.

Quafmilcib's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Quafmilcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

3. Never allow sharks to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

5. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.