Fonbuscad is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, awe-inspiring chicken.

Fonbuscad created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonbuscad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fonbuscad, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Fonbuscad's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Fonbuscad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.