Safjopgig is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, smart sheep.

Safjopgig created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Safjopgig, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Safjopgig, it will destroy your favourite star.

Safjopgig's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Safjopgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at walls at midday.

2. You must never eat bananas.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not step barefoot upon yellow earth.

5. Never approach rivers carrying clay.